http://r1cepudding.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] r1cepudding.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] foxxcub 2008-11-23 04:33 pm (UTC)

I love holiday romance novels! My favourite is this Mills & Boon where this chick randomly decudes she's not going to date anymore, and therefore moves to Alaska on an exchange with her work (IDK) and the house she lives in is right next door to this super-sexy single dad, right, and they're all, OUR LOVE CANNOT BE, because she's not dating and he's never going to leave Alaska on account of that where his son's mom lives and he doesn't want the kid to have a family split across the country.

Except then all this ludicrous stuff happens, like she triest o fix her roof in the snow with like a fork and some tape, and he sees and comes to help her and then they jump off the roof into a snowdrift together. Also there's a part in a hot tub, and then she gets lost in her own backyard because there's like a snowstorm, only sexy single dad from next door comes to find her with his nineteen dogs, and then he takes her in and warms her by the fire with his penis.

Then she has to leave! At Christmas! And it's so sad! BUT THEN HE COMES TO FIND HER ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. IT IS AMAZING.

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