JON IS KIND OF BUMMED THAT HE CAN'T HAVE DYLAN OR CLOVER BE RING BEARERS, LIKE PETE DID WITH HEMMY, SO BRENDON GOES OUT AND BUYS TWO STUFFED LIFE-SIZED COUGARS, BECAUSE ALL THE LITTLE STUFFED CATS HE SAW WERE REALLY LAME AND THEIR MARRIAGE DESERVES ONLY THE BEST. ZACK'S ALL "...WTF, WHY AM I CARRYING TO HUGE FUCKING COUGARS DOWN THE AISLE?" AND BRENDON'S LIKE, "IF YOU LOVE JON WALKER AT ALL, YOU WILL DO THIS."
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JON IS KIND OF BUMMED THAT HE CAN'T HAVE DYLAN OR CLOVER BE RING BEARERS, LIKE PETE DID WITH HEMMY, SO BRENDON GOES OUT AND BUYS TWO STUFFED LIFE-SIZED COUGARS, BECAUSE ALL THE LITTLE STUFFED CATS HE SAW WERE REALLY LAME AND THEIR MARRIAGE DESERVES ONLY THE BEST. ZACK'S ALL "...WTF, WHY AM I CARRYING TO HUGE FUCKING COUGARS DOWN THE AISLE?" AND BRENDON'S LIKE, "IF YOU LOVE JON WALKER AT ALL, YOU WILL DO THIS."