AHAHAHAHA See, that could be awesome, but I'm really thinking Brendon is Farmer Ted. He wakes up in the church parking lot with the prom queen/king. "Damn, ma, I got my head gear on!" Agh, so perfect.

Long Duck Dong is.... maybe Gabe?? The eager new exchange student from Uruguay?? Can't you just see doing a flying squirrel leap out of the tree onto Jon (Jake Ryan) yelling, "Oh sexy girlfrieeeeennnnddd! BONZAI!!!!" Or, oh! Telling the grandfolks, "No more yanky my wanky. The Donger need food!" a;dhg'algj I just flailed a little.