Desmond is awesome. I feel really bad for him now because he is way to awesome to be stuck with all those idiots. He should go look for Jack and Jack could be all "What the fuck are you doing here?" and Desmond would be all "Your people are idiots." And Jack would be all, "Dude I know! Want to have sex?" And Desmond would say, "Yes, please." And then they would and then they would run away together and live happily ever after, free of idiots.